Skully's Island Rum Hot Sauce
It just don't bother me at all that I lost me bloody ship matey, you see because I still got me Rum Sauce, me Rum, and me Dog. So you just go about your business mate, and I'll be fine. You can take Rum, but don't touch me Rum Sauce or you'll be goin to Davy Jones Locker with the rest of the Swabbies that tried to take me Sauce. It's the best there is AARRRG you've been warned.